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“I hugged my psychiatrist because that’s how I roll”
LOL
” I danced with my brother because i was high ” LOOOL ! :))
“I danced with an ipod because the voices told me too” OHMYGOD.
I kissed a stuffed animal because i was high :D:D
“I fell inlove with an iPod because I was high.” LOL
I shot my dog because I’m hot and I do what I want. Lol, my dog’s already dead.
”I murdered my neighbor because I was drunk.”
“I smacked my dog because I was high”
“I smacked my brother because that’s how i roll.”
“I gave my number to a doctor because your mom told me to.”
Mines sounds stupid :P
“i ate a police man because i was drunk :p”
i gave my number to a dvd player because that’s what i do.
I ate a homeless man because the voices told me to!!